Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett
Welcome to the hilarious, eye-opening, jaw-dropping Club Kabarett. The hottest night out west of Berlin.
Mistress of mayhem, Bernie Dieter finally returns to the UK with a live band and some of the world’s best circus, cabaret and sideshow acts at their provocative best.
The uber-award winning Weimar punk superstar has sold out shows all around the world. This brand new show, soundtracked by riotous, witty, and hilariously defiant original songs, is an unmissable night out in London this winter.
Meet the cast in Club Kabarett:
Bernie Dieter
Joe Keeley
Adam Malone
Blue Phoenix
Bella Diosa
The Seifert Sisters
Mark Elton
Frankie South
Laura Williams
Reviews
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Phenomenal. A sultry gender-blurred extravaganza’
- The Telegraph
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Gloriously decadent & outrageously indecent
- Whats on Stage
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The perfect show
- Theatre and Tonic
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Unapologetic extravagance
- Curtain Call Review
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Cabaret perfection
- Reviews Hub
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A standout triumph. A must see
- Fairypowered Productions
Event and Ticket Information
Additional Info
Please note seats are unallocated in the price band you purchased. Doors to the auditorium will open around 20 minutes before the show starts. Please be aware that latecomers may not be admitted or may have to sit in an alternative area.
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Meet The Cast
Adam Malone
Blue Phoenix
The Seifert Sisters
Joe Keeley
Bella Diosa
Mark Elton
Frankie South
Laura Williams
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